“We’re gonna discuss a wide range of issues all of us here tonight today.” “Given half a chance, there’s not a thingle single thing you can’t do.” “We’ve trapped uh we’ve tapped additional aircraft from the Department of Defense.” “Cleaning up and calfing capping the orphan wells.” “As well as individual sanctions against the chief and deputy of chief the chief and deputy chief.” “Up the they’re down the road in Bethlehem or up the road in Bethlehem I should say.” “Help the Cuban bypass the Cuban people bypass the censorship that’s being mandatorily imposed.” “It’s a lot of money it’s over 500 million dollars billion new money over those eight years.” “Make no mistake the less the exla the excuse me the escalation.” “We have to resturn it to some decency and honor and uh it’s just anyway. “I’ve been saying from the very beginning when I announced that uh I’m tired trickle down it doesn’t work very well.” “But they accept it as gospel that working folks aren’t gonna aren’t are are are are gonna get left behind not be able to keep up.” “And by the way, one of the things I’ve gotten able to get done I’ve get uh I have overwhelming support from the African American clergy that I sort of come from in my sort of support.”

Here are some more of Dementia Joe’s Greatest Hits, August edition: “Because of climate change as well where you have bugs insects eating up the trees as well making things that that are changing and killing the forest themself then and they become real tinder and uh it’s like you know uh dropping a match in a you know in a almost like in a pool of fuel.”īugs - insects - eating trees? Who knew? Woodpeckers knew. That’s how profound his understanding of the timberlands is. If he wasn’t president, he could be working for “the Forest Department,” as he calls it. “Well, hire the American company, but that ‘Merican company is gonna have subsidiary overseas where non-American Americans don’t work where it’s much cheaper they can make more money and they’re gonna say we have to have that as part of the chain of building the products.”ĭementia Joe is a Renaissance man. I always enjoy Dementia Joe’s latest take on economic affairs.

He called Fox News Channel “Fax.” He confused the governor of Arkansas with an old Steely Dan album - “Aja Asa Hutchinson.” Rob Portman as “a Congressman from this area.” He called the governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, “Jennifer.” (Jennifer Granholm used to be Michigan governor, and is now his Energy secretary.) Such linguistic concoctions are called neologisms - yet another word Dementia Joe doesn’t know the meaning of.Īs always, he had some problems with names and titles. He talked up “vaxation” rates - not vaccination, or vacation, or even vexation. He urged the “unvashinated” to get the jab. Presumably those “breast prices” are on what Dementia Joe was referring to last month as “prescription jugs.”Īs always, Dementia Joe had a lot to say about COVID-19. “Nationwide we get the breast prices for the products at home and abroad.” But this week he did brag about one accomplishment. Biden pronounces vision as “veshin,” address as “duress.” Pursue becomes “perzoo.”Īccidents become “hackidents.” He worries over “inflationary pressian uh pressures.” Because, you know, prices “dramatically outpraced inflation.”Īs for pronouncing “prescription,” forget about it.

He’s never taken a drink, but Biden now slurs worse than Ted Kennedy after a bucket of bad ice cubes. He sees transmissible and says “transmissionable.” (He’s a car guy, you know.) He calls one of his pork bills “our Build Back Pletter plan.” He sees the word honor and reads it as “iron.”

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